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superstar virgo cruise

2011-12-20T05:20:00.000-08:00

My family and I went to a spongebob cruise.There were many places to explore. I remember that the food tasted terrible. The worst restaurant in the cruise was this restaurant called Mediterranean buffet. THE WORST RESTAURANT IS CHINESE RESTAURANT.They served pig's intestines !Speaking of intestines, I WENT TO Escape Theme Park halloween and there was a lady with intestines spilling from her stomach. That is very disgusting but my father,mother and I WERE not scared but all the others were screaming.The best restaurant is BELLA VISTA.The Spongebob activities were all very boring. But I still enjoyed myself.

ESCAPE THEME PARK HALLOWEEN

2011-11-06T18:54:00.000-08:00

Halloween is my best day.This year, I went to Escape Theme Park Halloween.It was so fun.I loved it!I knew it will be better than Night Safari halloween,Universal Studios Halloween and Scape halloween ,even though I did not go to allthe other halloween parties. The Escape Theme Park Halloween Party was not so scary. The main attraction is the Maze Of Horror.I saw older people being scared when I was not scared.My best attraction is the haunted house called Haunted 2.
The Escape Theme Park Halloween Party had so many people and so many ghosts!They jumped out from every place imaginable and some spooky plaCES.

RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE REVIEW

2011-06-27T02:46:00.000-07:00

I watched RESIDENT EVIL the movie last night.It is a work of a genius,a serious work from all the actors who take acting seriously.It is about a supercomputer,a battle of the good and evil, the living and the undead ,the Red Queen,the Anti-virus,a fatal mistake and the T-virus. Resident Evil The Movie is a good movie.It is probably Hollywood's finest zombie movie.My favourite character is Alice because she acts better than all the other characters.The climax of the show is the ending.
I enjoyed the show.

Silent Hill Movie Review

2011-06-26T02:01:00.000-07:00

I watched Silent hill at 1am while I was resting after my surgery. I was surprised that channel 5 was showing it just when I feel like watching it. This movie is nothing fantastic. The plot is quite disappointing and it's story line follow closely to the arcade game. It is probably the worst movie ever created. The only thing good about it is that it was beautifully made and the zombies were quite scary, it is made for the game fans actually. The scariest part is where Pryamid Head tore a lady into half. It's kind of grosteque. So you will only appreciate the movie if you are a game fan. Not for the squeamish.

Batman

2011-06-20T06:42:00.000-07:00

Nice of you to join us!Today I am here to talk about Batman who is also known as The Dark Knight.When I was very ,very,very,very young,I liked Superman.But now I like Batman.Batman's origin is a very sad one.I know that Batman comics are invented for boys.Batman is very cool in many ways. That's all for the day!

X-Men First Class Movie Review

2011-06-17T05:37:00.000-07:00

My mother and I went to the cinemas to watch X-men First Class. It is a hit film!It is about the cuban missile Crisis.I like it so much! I think it is so much better than Dylan Dog Dead Of Night.The most interesting part is the part where mAGNEETO had to move a coin.My favourite characters are professor x and magneeto.I enjoyed the show! Three thumbs up!!!

SCHOOL

2011-03-11T19:41:00.000-08:00

THERE IS A NEW KID IN SCHOOL.HER NAME IS RANI.SHE IS A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM INDIA.I REMEMBERED THAT MY TEACHER ORGANISED A PLAYDATE WITH BUBBLES.MY TEACHER ASKED US TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.MY TEACHER GAVE US A SPOON TO BLOW BUBBLES.SOON, WE HAD TO GO BACK TO CLASS AND STUDY.IT WAS A MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE.THREE THUMBS UP!

THE MATRIX

2011-02-12T02:32:00.000-08:00

THERE ARE TWO REALITIES:ONE IS A DREAM AND THE OTHER IS THE MATRIX.HOLD IT,DEAR READERS!NO!THIS IS NOT A PREVIEW OF THE MATRIX MOVIE!I WAS JUST WATCHING THE MATRIX.SOME MOVIES CAN BE AMUSING,OR WEIRD... OR SCARY!I WILL NOW TELL YOU HOW I GOT THE MATRIX VCD...THAT'S WHEN THE FUN BEGINS!IT ALL STARTED IN THE EVENING.WE WENT TO JUNCTION8.I SAW THE MATRIX VCD. IT LOOKED AWESOME.I ENJOYED THE SHOW!IT WAS COOL AND EXCITING.

B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y.

2011-02-05T20:42:00.000-08:00

CHINESE NEW YEAR had arrived.The air was warm.I was in gramma's house,reading a book and enjoying my day.Gramma's garden was blooming beautifully!I LOOKED UP TO DISCOVER A MAN STANDING BESIDE ME. The man was my grandfather.''HAPPY BIRTHDAY.''he said.''HELLO.''i said. We talked together.Later,it was my eighth birthday. MY SISTER WAS RUNNING.MY SISTER IS TWO.But sometimes she acts like a six-year-old.MY BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS AWESOME.We played a lot of games.AFTER WE ATE PIZZA AND STEAMED BOAT,WE ATE THE BIRTHDAY CAKE. I enjoyed my birthday party.Three THUMBS UP!

GULLIVERS TRAVELSSSS

2010-12-31T20:35:00.000-08:00

My mommy and I went to watch Gullivers Travels.It is about during an assignment to the Bermuda Triangle,Gulliver,a travel writer found a hidden island called Liliput. He has an adventure of a lifetime, the jokes and the fun never stops as he stays in Liliput. Marvellous surprises will astonish and perplex beyond imagination.
Where would you hide your secret WHERE NO ONE ELSE WOULD THINK OF LOOKING?
You will discover that just about anything in
Gulliver TRavels.

We ENJOYED THE SHOW. THREE THUMBS UP!

TRON

2010-12-26T06:10:00.000-08:00

Yesterday,my mum and and my dad and I went to watch the movies. We went to watch TRON.Tron was about THE GRID.See,hear and feel the action right from your seat as you take a trip to the VIRTUALAND With kEVIN FLYNN, Sam Flynn and Cora in a spectacular adventure in the arcade.Come and watch the unforgettable main characters and Minor characters in Tron.I loved the graphics and the special effects.It was a movie of a lifetime.
Tron, leaps,soars andabounds in right scenes all over the place, as any proper masterpiece must.Tron is pure gold.Tron has mystic and marvellous surprises that will entrance,delight,intrigue,astonish and perplex you beyond measure.In my wildest dreams I could not imagine that such things could happen to you!Just wait and see!Tremendous things were in store for me!Many wonderful surprises awaited me!When they had to stay at the MInes,it FELT LIKE staying in a cardboard box,have uniterrupted views over a brick wall AND ENJOY the constant company of the Tron cat.

CHRISTMAS BEST

2010-12-23T05:20:00.000-08:00

Nothing beats Christmas.It is my best holiday!People like to pig out at Christmas on festive food.But you can spoil their appetites by telling them what people used to eat in the past!

CHRISTMAS DELIGHTS
Each country has its own Christmas favourite food.The Prussian army was outside the city stopping any food from getting in. The restaurant'Voisins'was not going to be beaten.They would provide a Christmas dinner to remember.That christmas 'Voisins' served . . .
Elephant soup
Roast kangaroo
A WHOLE CAT
DECORATED
WITH RATS
Wormpie
ANTELOPE MEAT PASTA
A Whole Kangaroo
Decorated WITH
SPIDERS
DARE YOU KNOW?
An old superstition says...''Those who are born on Christmas cannot see spirits.''
So anyone born on Christmas can happily spend the night in a graveyard and have a good night's sleep,except for the sound of the worms munching away at the bodies,of corpse.
CHRISTMAS HOT SWEATY BODY BITS
Here is a few Christmas highlights.
DYING FOR A DANCE?
you could be dying for ever at our old time 1930s AMERICAN DANCE MARATHON.
DANCE UNTIL YOU DROP!
RULES-1.No sleeping.2.If you die during the dance marathon you will be disqualified.3.You must keep moving.
IRONMAN COMPETITION
1.SWIM 2.CYCLE 3.RUN A MARATHON
2.28 MILES 180 KM 4.42 KM (26 MILES)
108 MILES ALL WITHOUT
A REST!
It will of course make you scream your head off1

2.28 MILES

MY FRIENDBOOK

2010-12-20T21:24:00.000-08:00

*This is a book with all my friend's names. *
1. Clement Koh
Clement's Hobbies:Watching television and playing computer games.
Proudest Achievement:''I created my own batmail account.''
Nickname:lemon
2.Emma
EMMA'S HOBBIES:Dancing
Proudest Achievement:''I am a prize winner.''
Nickname:It is Emma(She cannot stand nicknames.)

3.Ryanne

Ryanne's hobbies:Drawing

Nickname:Ray

4.EVELYn

WEIRDO HALLOWEEN

2010-12-16T05:21:00.000-08:00

I love R.L.STINE'S books. His books are read all over the world.Besides Goosebumps,R.L.Stine has written the funny series Rotten School,as well as the Mostly Ghostly series,The Nightmare Room series,Fear Street series and the two-book thriller Dangerous Girls.R.L.Stine is my best children's author.I have on some of R.L.Stine's latest Goosebumps Horror land book. One is called WEIRDO HALLOWEEN. It is about a Weirdo in a baby alien costume shows up and begins to ruin Meg and her brother's lives. They cannot get him to leave. Soon, Meg is about to find out why she is called back to Horror land.To play a game-the most terrifying game of their lives.The last book is called Slappy New Year! It's about a wooden dummy that comes to live attacks Ray and his brother. Could those words Ray read brought the dummy to life?

MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

2010-12-15T06:14:00.001-08:00

Here are a few of my New Year resolutions:

1.I will help out around the house when I can.

2.I will try my best to keep my toys neater.

3.I won't scream too much.

4.I won't litter on the floor.

5.I will remember to switch off the lights everytime.

6.I will play with my sister more often..

CSI:REPORT

2010-12-10T18:12:00.000-08:00

Mum and I was so excited to go to CSI:THE EXPERIENCE. First, we had to examine the crime scene ,look for evidence and draw it on the diagram.

Second,we had to begin our analysis and look for our crime scene colour and number in the labs. Third, we had to record the injuries on the diagram. Lastly, we had to present our report to Supervisor Gil Grissom. We went to crime scene number one and crime scene number two.The evidence in crime scene two was a bicycle, acting photograph,a wallet,the rubbish dump,a hand phone and a fly.Penny send her last text message to Diana girl on May 4,10:22 pm.Prints on the acting photograph belonged to Diana Reiley. Tire tracks across Penny's torso match the stolen car in the Crime Lab Garage.The screening test identified the substance in the bag as Fentanyl. Penny's body was found the morning of May 8th.Blow fly growth places the approximate interval since death at 3 days,May 4 or early May 5.Medical Examiner says she was dead before she was run over. The cause of her death was drug overdose. Crime scene number one 's evidence was a table, Pizza Hutbox,a chair, a beer bottle, sofa pillows ,carpet and tv control.Prints on the beer bottles and in blood belongs to Unknown suspect. Two types of blood splatter at the scene are Transfer Blood stain and passive blood splatter. The cause of death is blunt force trauma to the head. I enjoyed the CSI:the experience. Three thumbs up!

ESCAPE TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS SINGAPORE

2010-12-07T18:43:00.000-08:00

We went to UNIVERSAL STUDIOS SINGAPORE.Mum and I watched the show ''WATER WORLD.''I was prepared to be amazed by death-defying stunts,awesome explosions and an ocean of thrills as giant fireballs exploded in the air and a seaplane swoops towards me in the show ''WATER WORLD.'' I went on to sit on the ride ''ACCELERATOR.'' I tested my inter-galactic stamina on this whirling twirling ride.I was very dizzy after the ride.I saw FAIRY GODMOTHER'S JUICE BAR. Mix a unique concoction of colourful elixirs at the juice bar. I sat on the ENCHANTED AIRWAYS. It was a junior roller coaster that was a flight over Far Far Away. I felt like I was a human roller coaster. The roller coaster was very fast. Mum screamed and closed her eyes. I opened my eyes and did not scream as I was dumbfounded.I went to watch ''LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!HOSTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG.''I was blown away by the filmmaker's incredible special effects as an empty sound stage becomes a real hurricane about to hit New york city.I went to eat at the restaurant''GOLDILOCKS.''I liked the food. I went to watch ''MONSTER ROCK.''It was a rock-n-roll musical.I enjoyed my stay in UNIVERSAL STUDIOSA SINGAPORE! THREE THUMBS UP!

RAPUNZAL

2010-12-05T00:12:00.000-08:00

MUM AND I went to the cinemas to watch a show called RAPUNZEL. It is a story about a princess who was grounded for the rest of her life. She grew up in a hidden tower with no stairs. Then a robber,named FLYNN RIDER saved her. It is a love story because the robber fell in love with her. RAPUNZAL leaps, soars and abounds in right scenes all over the place, as any masterpiece must. The show is a good choice of those who love twisted tales but have devoured all of them.The show is a rollicking rollercoaster of a ride full of jokes.I want to shout about Rapunzal from the rooftops.This is a show that should be watched in every home.I enjoyed the show. Three thumbs up!

MY BEST IDEAS FOR INVENTIONS

2010-12-03T21:55:00.000-08:00

ANIMAL TRANSLATOR

IT HAS A HEADSET,MICROPHONE AND A COMPUTER PACK.

EXPLODING CANDIES FOR ENEMIES

THE CANDY TASTES OF POTATO CHIP AND EXPLODES IN ENEMIES MOUTH.

FLAVOUR STICK

ROLLING PIN COATED WITH POTATO CHIP FLAVOUR DUST.

SQUARE CANDIES THAT LOOK AROUND

IT CANNOT BE EATEN BUT CAN BE FED.

THE GREAT GUM MACHINE

THE GUM IS MY MOST FASCINATING INVENTION! IT IS A CHEWING GUM MEAL! IT IS THAT TINY STRIP OF GUM HERE IS A WHOLE THREE-COURSE DINNER ALL BY ITSELF! IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL KITCHENS AND COOKING! THERE WILL BE NO MORE MARKETING TO DO! NO MORE BUYING OF MEAT AND GROCERIES! THERE WILL BE NO KNIVES AND FORKS AT MEALTIMES! NO PLATES! NO WASHING UP! NO MESS! THIS PIECE OF GUM I MADE HAPPENS TO BE TOMATO SOUP, ROAST BEEF AND BLUEBERRY PIE! IF YOU START CHEWING IT THEN THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD GET ON THE MENU. AND IT FILLS YOU UP!IT SATISFIES YOU!

HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL WRITER

2010-12-02T05:44:00.000-08:00

I will say 15 fantastic ways to promote my books.

I will have storytelling time in the MRT station;

I will give people ring tones if they visit my blog and be a follower;

there will be video games based on my books ;

there will be even wallpapers of my latest books,

there would be a 3G IPHONE video,

there would be online books written by me for sale,

there would be even a theme park called SCREAM LAND,

there will be performances in HONG KONG and many places all over the world to promote my book

anyone who patronises my book cafe will get a mystery gift from me.

10. and even an annual pumpkin food festival

11.you can be a member if you be a follower of my blog,

12.there will be a free building set for any purchase of my book as a token of appreciation;

13. there will be a musical in Singapore based on my book;

14.there will be an exclusive fan club and members will get to meet me and get my autograph every month;

15.there will be an exclusive book cafe name "Cedric Screamer" which only sells my books , my posters and ice-cream.

A NIGHTMARE

2010-11-30T22:22:00.000-08:00

Last week,I had a scary nightmare.I dreamt that I was in a dark room.The room had no windows or doors.Suddenly, I saw huge ugly monsters. Their bodies were wet and slimy.
I panicked as they stomped towards me. I was so frightened that I ran around the room.
I screamed and yelled but no one could hear me. Suddenly, the monsters disappeared!
It was just a nightmare! I was happy that I WOKE UP FROM THAT NIGHTMARE.

AN AWESOME CHRISTMAS

2010-11-28T17:38:00.000-08:00

Nothing beats Christmas. Christmas is my favourite holiday because we will all get presents. Christmas trees are the best things to decorate. Christmas trees had been popular in Germany since the sixteenth century. Carols were very popular as long ago as medieval times but they declined in popularity after the Reformation.Christmas was the best thing to celebrate. And this Christmas will be awesome. Much better than last year because daddy will tell more jokes. I found out that on Christmas there are plenty of ways to make wishes. Here are a few: THROW A COIN INTO A WELL and make a wish! Here is the idea behind this wishing technique: The spirits who live in the well are more likely to grant your wish if you include a little payment. Seems like nobody does anything for free these days! The next time you eat a turkey, CRACK THE WISHBONE with some one else. Whoever ends up with the larger piece will get to make a wish!Too busy to cook an entire turkey? No worries... fake wishbones are now available for mess-free wishing.

GOOD ADVICE FOR NEXT YEAR'S CLASS

2010-11-27T21:09:00.000-08:00

1.DO NOT BURP WHEN YOU GET YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE TAKEN.
2.BECAREFUL WHO YOU SIT NEXT TO IN THE CAFETERIA.
3.DO NOT PICK YOUR NOSE BEFORE YOU GET YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE TAKEN.
4.DO NOT MOVE WHEN YOU GET YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE TAKEN.
5.BE GOOD IN CLASS.

screamland haunted house

2010-11-26T18:50:00.000-08:00

If I was rich I would make a theme park called Screamland. Located in batbarn village there is a haunted house.EVERY HOUSE HAS A PAST. ESPECIALLY THE HOUSE IN MY THEME PARK WHERE EVIL HAS BEEN LYING IN WAIT. NOW HISTORY HAS BEEN RESURRECTED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET IN. Resurrect the ancient past of Screamland and survive to tell the tale.

HORROR HAUNTS

CURSED ISLAND HAUNTED VILLAGE AT THE ZOO TOWER OF FEAR GRAVEYARD

BLACK MAGIC ISLAND MASTER MEDUSA'S GARDEN EMPORIUM TRAIN OF SCREAMS

MY DRESSING ROOM REQUIREMENTS

2010-11-26T17:40:00.000-08:00

If I end up being a famous musician or a movie star, I'm gonna need to put together a list of things I will need in my dressing room. I might as well get my list together now so that I am ready when I hit the big time.

REQUIREMENTS FOR CEDRIC KOH PAGE 1 OF 9

10 WAFFLE CONES

2 EXTRA LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA

1 90 INCH PLASMA TV

2 SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES

3 POPCORN MACHINES

4 LITRES OF GRAPE SODA

1 TERRY-CLOTH ROBE

2 BOWLS OF JELLY BEANS

8 VIDEO GAME CONSOLES WITH 10 GAMES APIECE

3 DOZEN FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES

1 PAIR OF SLIPPERS

*** BATHROOM MUST HAVE HEATED TOILET SEAT

*** TOILET PAPER MUST BE NAME BRAND

MY DESERT ISLAND PICKS

2010-11-24T05:29:00.000-08:00

If I was going to be marooned for the rest of my life, this will be the things I want to have with me.

Video games
1.RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS TV PARTY
2.PAJAMA SAM
SONGS
1. DON'T STOP BELIEVING
2. BAD ROMANCE
3. IT'S MY LIFE
4.LADIES NIGHT
BOOKS
1.WIZARD AND WITCHES
2. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID DO -IT -YOURSELF BOOK
3.SLAPPY NEW YEAR
4.JUGHEAD AND FRIENDS DIGEST
MOVIES
1. MOSTLY GHOSTLY
2.PERCY JACKSON
3.CLASH OF THE TITANS

MY DREAM HOUSE

2010-11-23T00:04:00.000-08:00

In my dream house, there is everything anybody wishes for. There will be an arcade, a GO-KART TRACK, a disco and karaoke room, a cinema, an indoor theme park, an indoor pool,

a castle, a secret garden that is hidden somewhere, a library and inside the library is a secret attic, master bedroom which is my bedroom with a 90-inch plasma tv and a hot tub, a reatauraunt named pizzia, a carnival hidden somewhere that has two popcorn machines hidden in the carnival,a bowling alley, gym, a secret hotel , toliet paper that is name brand and a heated toliet seat. The restrooms will be in the cinema. The things in my theme park is the play pen, Madam fun's booth, a roller coaster that is the most longest coaster in the world ,a haunted mansion, the halls of time, a mirror mansion and tht tent of fun. It will be a fun time in my dream house.

OUTING AT CHANGI AIRPORT

2010-11-22T23:32:00.000-08:00

YESTERDAY,We went to Changi Airport. It was a very fun trip. We ate macdonald kid's meal and Mac Flurry Ice-cream. I got a toy. It was a keyboard with music which my sister likes it too. We had fun playing it . My grandma, my grandfather,my cousin,my sister,my mother and Gregory went there with me. I saw a big plane that was flying away. There were lots of fun things to do. The place is so huge and empty and we like racing and chasing one another. Next time I will try the arcade and slide if I have the chance. I will always remember the fun times in Changi Airport.

ESCAPE TO DOWNTOWN EAST

2010-11-18T20:26:00.000-08:00

I returned to DOWNTOWN EAST. It was a very fun trip. I went to the haunted house again. There was a lady in the mortuary . Her guts were spilling out of her stomach. What a horrible sight! Sometimes we had to walk through narrow ways with hair sticking out! That was a much more horrible sight! I remember a teenage lady screaming. She screamed, " Mommy, get me out of here!'' The robots jumped out from some hiding places that could shock people. That was one of the scariest I have ever went! I also went to the ferris wheel. I could see everything on the ferris wheel. Then we went to the Timezone. We played a game called PANIC MUSEUM. It was very fun and interesting. That was the best trip I ever went!

SUBTRACTION STEW IN SCREAMLAND

2010-11-16T05:54:00.000-08:00

IF I WAS RICH I WOULD MAKE A THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.
IN VAMPIRE STAKE HOUSE CAFE , THE MOST POPULAR STEW IS CALLED
SUBTRACTION STEW. HERE IS MY RECIPE FOR THE DISH IN VAMPIRE
STAKE HOUSE CAFE. I THINK THIS STEW WILL LEAVE YOU WITH
PLENTY OF THOUGHT FOR FOOD, AND HUNGRY FOR MORE!
INGREDIENTS...
4lbs (maybe 6) of less than nothing
5lbs mixed nonexistent ingredients
6 cups (maybe 9) of very thin air
an iota of celery -chopped unbelievably finely
3 teaspoons of imaginary seasonings
7 large slices of zilch
1 cup of emptiness
a pinch of zero
less than a trace of not a darned thing
a large bunch of whatever is not there
one small figment of your imagination
no salt
no pepper
YIELD:8 SERVINGS
If you have any leftovers, grind them all up and make into a load. Bake in a moderate oven.
YIELD : 12 SERVINGS
If there is something left , form into small round croquettes and fry.
YIELD: 19 SERVINGS
The dish is particularly good with synonym buns, ragamuffins and rigmarolls.
HOW TO MAKE IT...
Cut less than nothing into chunks of nonexistent ingredients into small pieces. Put them in a pot. Add thin air and then all the other ingredients that have been chopped , mashed or forgotten. Garnish with the figment of your imagination.

HAUNTINGS IN SCREAMLAND PART 2

2010-11-15T06:06:00.000-08:00

If I WAS RICH I WOUD MAKE MY OWN THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.
FACE YOUR FEARS IN SCREAMLAND WHERE NIGHTMARES COME TO LIFE!
YOUR HAUNTINGS WILL BE AT THE HAUNTED THEATER!
GET READY FOR A YEAR FULL OF SPIRITED EVENTS AND GLOWING REVIEWS!
Please- No BOO-ing in the auditorium!
NOV 31:
ANNUAL PUMPKIN FOOD FESTIVAL
JOIN US AT MIDNIGHT FOR PUMPKIN BROWNIES, PUMPKIN-SEED SOUP AND PUMPKIN DROPS. HOW DO YOU MAKE PUMPKIN DROPS?TOSS IT OFF THE ROOF!
NOV 9-16:
THE DANCE OF INVISIBLE SPIDERS
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE HUNDRED SPIDERS DANCE LIKE THIS BEFORE.
AND YOU NEVER WILL!
NOV 27:
PET-RIFYING FATE FOREVER
CREATURES HAVE ESCAPED THE PETSHOP. SAVE SCREAMLAND FROM A PET-RIFYING FATE!

FREAKISHLY QUESTIONS ABOUT SCREAMLAND

2010-11-14T02:12:00.000-08:00

lOCATED IN BATBARN VILLAGE AT THE INTERSECTION OF HORRORWOOD.

THE VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS THE TALLEST STRUCTURE IN MY THEME PARK CALLED SCREAMLAND.

Q:HOW CAN I FIND VAMPIRE STATE BUILDING?

A:FOLLOW THE YELLOW GUANO ROAD. DON'T TRY ASKING ANY VAMPIRE FOR DIRECTIONS-THEY CAN BE LIARS.

Q: What is inside?

A:PLASMA PLAZA, shops like FANGS FOR THE MEMORIES ANTIQUES, and restaurants like DRACULA'S STAKE HOUSE.The upper floors have BAT-ting cages and a 6-scream movie theater with all-coffin seating.

Q:CAN I GO TO THE TOP?

A: YES! OUR OBSERVATION DECK IS OPEN EVERY NIGHT FROM SUNDOWN TO SUNRISE AND OFFERS A ONE-OF-A-KIND VIEW OF SCREAMLAND.

Q:WHY ARE ALL THE WINDOWS BLACKED OUT?

A: PLEASE HURRY OVER SO WE CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR YOU IN PERSON!

Cedric Got Talent 2010

2010-11-14T01:06:00.000-08:00

Today , I joined a Kids Got Talent in Senkang West. I was a bit shy. I won a consolation prize.

I sang the song called Don't Stop Believing. My grandmama , my cousin, my grandfather, my kong kong, my popo, my mommy and me daddy came to support me. I will try harder next time to get the first prize in a Kids Got Talent.

One day at screamland

2010-11-13T00:25:00.000-08:00

If I WAS RICH I would make my own theme park. Werewolf village. The doom slide. The Coffin BUS. Welcome to my theme park where nightmares come to life. Tokens are hidden throughout the park and you will need them to board the train of terror. As you explore the park, look for things that wiggle or move as you pass by. This indicates that the item has tokens. If you are lost, read any signpost in the park to find yor way. Dial a vampire! Go to the Yell phones in Batbarn village for a good laugh. look for hidden targets while you are on the ROLLER GHOSTER. If you get stuck at a hedge in screamland Derby, throw a ball in the green ''jump'' slot. In Flash Fright, use your flashlight to stun the vampires. Even if you don't have enough power in your flashlight to defeat them, you can buy a little time to recharge.
Talk to the other kids around the park.They will offer helpful hits like where to find tokens or monster cards. Secret Bonus: Want an extra monster card? In vampire village , run three times.

MY OWN TOYSHOP

2010-11-07T17:37:00.000-08:00

I wished that I could make a toyshop. I would put lots of wooden dummies in my toyshop.

I would name one Slappy. I would write about Slappy on a piece of paper and put it in Slappy's

pocket.The piece paper would say: ''Hi ! My name is Slappy. I can be your friend. Just read these words aloud and I will be your friend. We can have a lot of fun altogether. Karru ... marri ... odonna ... loma ... molonu ... karrano ...'' I think it will be the best toyshop.

Enter Screamland

2010-11-06T20:42:00.000-07:00

If was rich I will create my own theme park. I will name it Screamland beacause I am going to make it the scariest place on earth.I would create robots that would scare people like insects as big as people and green creatures called Horrors. The rides will be History Land, Tunnel of screams, Doomslide, Wheel of misfortune, Bottomless canoe ride , Wheel of fire and Coffin bus. The stores will be called Chiller House, Make A Face, Cave Temple and History Temple.

The cafes are called Crocodile cafe, Shark cafe and Foodvillage.

Go ahead- the gates are opening. Enter Screamland.

THE HIPPO BUS EXCURSION

2010-11-06T19:49:00.000-07:00

I sat on a hippo bus. It was very fun. I sat with my friend , Clement. We went to Chinatown, Little India,Marina Bay Sands,Botanic Garden and Suntec. I was overjoyed. It was a hot day luckily I wore my white cap bought by my mum. The scenary was amazing and magnificent.

I saw a shop that had my friend's name "Celine" that sells clothes.It was one of my favourite shops. I learnt that Singapore is an amazing island and a garden city.

My Sister

2010-09-17T17:41:00.000-07:00

Two years ago, my mother was pregnant. I wished it was a girl and it came true.Was that luck or extra luck? Guess what happened next? My sister was naughty.

Real naughty! She disturbed me when I am doing my homework , disturb me when I am sleeping,does not let dad go to work, she always bite people when she is in a foul mood and will never stop doing it.

OH my golly gosh! What a sister I have!But I AM still proud because she is intelligent and the prettiest girl I have seen.

Super intelligent.

Alive Gallery where paintings come alive!

2010-09-10T01:28:00.000-07:00

I went to DownTown East again to visit the Alive Gallery where paintings come alive. My favourite painting was Mona Lisa. If you said a question to her she would answer back. The questions I answered was Why don't you have any eyebrows? MONA LISA answered, "It was a fashion in those days that we shaved our eyebrows to make our faces look longer." I asked another question,"Why is your smile so famous?'' Mona Lisa answered,"The artist who painted me was thinking of his mother.'' There were lots of easy to understand descriptions. I was interested in the colour pixles because it was hard to make. After , I visited the Alive Gallery I loved art a lot more than I did lastime.

I won The First prize In My school's art contest

2010-09-08T05:37:00.000-07:00

I was given the first prize in our school's hall. MIss Masliza gave out the prizes. There were crayons,pencils and a marker.
I was very happy , proud and surprised when I received the prize ON STAGE.
The smallest prize was the consolation prize.I drew the singapore flag , singapore as a garden city with butterflies, flowers and birds. The contest was part of National Day CELEBRATION. When my cousin knew I won , he burst into tears....I wonder why??

Excursion to Esplanade 2 September 2010

2010-09-03T18:28:00.000-07:00

It was a fun and exciting excursion. I remembered that our young trainer, Mr Jason in Esplanade told us to take pictures of the objects that we see at Esplanade that comes in different shapes and colours. I remembered that we (Clement and Edmund) took a picture of a black tile (square) , a fire alarm (circle), a NO ENTRY SIGN(triangle), A BUILDING (red rectangle) AND A RED SWITCH. We used an I-phone given by my form teacher, Ms Masliza to take pictures of these things mentioned before. We went to a place to count red cars and buses. We found eighteen red cars and six red buses.

During our short break time, I ate the bread with raisin and hotdog.One boy brought chewing chewing gum . I thought nobody could chew chewing gum in Singapore. He blew a big bubble and it popped. After the excursion, we went to our classroom and were dismissed.

HOW CLEMENT AND ME CREATED BOY'S RULE

2010-09-03T17:44:00.000-07:00

CLEMENT AND ME CREATED BOY'S RULE WHEN SUDDENLY, CELINE DID NOT WANT US TO PLAY WITH HER. SO, we tried to make a game. That's when I said the game is BOY'S RULE. fIRST WE TRIED TO MAKE SOME RULES.

RULE NUMBER ONE WAS: THE LEADER COULD MAKE UP MORE FINAL RULES.

Clement chose me to be the leader. WE ALWAYS CREATED RULES UNTIL I GUESS THAT I SHOULD NOT TELL YOU THE OTHER RULES.

THANK YOU FOR READING.

I WISH TO BE AN ACTOR

2010-08-09T22:45:00.000-07:00

I WISH TO BE AN ACTOR LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA BECAUSE JOHN TRAVOLTA CAN DANCE VERY WELL.

I THINK THAT I AM GOOD AT ACTING. EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT I WOULD PLAY WITH MY TOYS AND WOULD PRETEND THAT MY TOYS AND ME WERE MAKING A MOVIE.

I EVEN GAVE MY TOYS NAMES LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN, ROBERT SWAZERNAER, BLAINKIKE ETC.

I WANT TO BE AN AUTHOR TOO! THAT'S BECAUSE I THINK LOTS OF IMAGINATION.

I WISH TO BE VERY FAMOUS LIKE ROALD DAHL.

I HOPE I HAVE LOTS OF IMAGINATION WHEN I GROW UP INTO

A MAN.

THANK YOU FOR READING.

FOR MUM , DAD AND HAZEL TO READ. I HOPE THAT READERS ENJOYED READING.

movie review

2010-08-03T06:51:00.000-07:00

On JUNE HOLIDAYS,MY MOTHER AND I WATCHED LOTS OF MOVIES. THE MOVIES ARE CLASH OF THE TITANS,ALICE IN WONDERLAnd,HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON, TOY STORY 4 AND SHREK4.THE MOVIE CALLED CLASH OF THE TITANS WAS QUITE SCARY. THE MOVIE CALLED ALICE IN WONDERLAND WAS ABOUT ALICE RETURNS TO WONDERLAND. IT WAS A NICE SHOW. THE SHOW MOTHER LIKED BEST WAS HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON. THE SHOW WE BOTH LIKED BEST WAS TOY STORY4. IT WAS ABOUT WHEN ANDY GROWS UP HE FACES PUTTING HIS TOYS INTHE ATTIC OR SELLTHEM TO A DAYCARE CENTER OR BRINGING HIS TOYS TO COLLEGE. IN THE END, ANDY GAVE HIS TOYS TO BONNIE, A GOOD TOY OWNER AND THAT WAS THE END OF TOY STORY4. tHAT WAS THE SADDEST PART OF THE SHOW. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE MOVIES I WATCHED WITH MOTHER. THEY REMIND ME OF THE FUN I HAD WITH MUM.

Down TOWN East Trip

2010-06-14T06:50:00.000-07:00

On last ThursDay , my family and I went to Downtown East . The first thing we went to was the haunted house. In the haunted house, there was a room where a dead woman was lying on the floor. There was also a room with only skulls. In the mortury , I saw a lady lying down and moaning in pain as her guts were spilling out of her stomach. It was a horrible sight. We had a shock! The haunted house was scary and there was blood on the floor. I was so scared until I hid Daddy stand infront while my mum screamed and screamed non stop. At some parts, we had to walk through narrow door way with ghosts at the side it was scary to walk through. The Haunted house scared me so much until I got a nightmare. The nightmare was about daddy had to leave home forever to fight ghosts in a haunted house. My mum wanted to go into the Haunted House again but I refused! I was so scared so I refused to go again.
Next we sat on the family roller coaster that was fast , it was so fast until I SANK UNDER THE SEAT BELT. I felt very scared and wanted the ride to stop. Daddy looked scared too he said wow so fast. Well I didn't enjoy the ride actually but it was an experience worth remembering. My first roller coaster ride! For mum , she has not taken a roller coaster ride for awhile . SO it was quite fun.
Next we went to play the Go Kart . It shook more than it moved. Sometimes it went fast then slow. Next ride WAS the Boat Ride where we get to spray water on each other. I sat with Mum and we had so much fun. We tried to shoot daddy but we missed. We were abit drenched cause Dad spray us with water though we had ponche on. Next, we went to A ferriswheel. It was a hot day so the ferris wheel was a hot ride but luckly it was sheltered.
Then there was the train ride. THe train is super small meant for children.Daddy was too big so he had to squeeze inside.The train ride was not hot.
Finally, went to try the plastic ball I ran and the ball rolled . Mum took pictures of me.
Then we played arcade games in Ehub . We played Ghost game,treasure island game and throwing ball game. Treasure Island game is very realistic and I LOVED the game.Daddy loved the graphics. I t was like in a 3 D-4D movie .

my favourite books

2010-04-11T00:31:00.000-07:00

I love reading books. My favourite books are the twits,Charlie and the chocolate factory,Monsterblood3,hide and shriek and Matilda. I like those stories because they are exciting.

I am seven years old already.But I like the book hide and shriek because it is interesting

I like it because it is so scary until the story made dad get frightened.

My father is also scared of scary things.I think he would be scared if he sits the mummy ride in resort

world.

Adventure in the bookstore

2010-03-28T02:09:00.000-07:00

First I thought that when we were going to the bookstore Prolgue my parents would buy me a goosebump book but in the end it was a different book. Lots of books were in the bookstore.I saw a statue of a dinosaur opening it's mouth.I saw the nearest bookshelf there. In the bookshelf was books shaped rectangle stacked neatly.The bookstore was like a maze with countless books. The bookstore was so enormous ! I just spotted a book. The title was sir fartsalot hunts the booger.Ican describe the book. THE cover was a knight ready to fight an enormous creature, a snake was near the blue creature with horns on it's neck,a chipmunk was near the knight and an owl.The design on the book was like a baby's scribble.The author was Kevin Bolger.

Fun at Universal Studio Sentosa

2010-03-21T01:43:00.000-07:00

On 18 March 2010 Thursday, my parents, my sis and I went to Sentosa for holiday and we stayed at the new Hardrock hotel. It was something different and cool. We went to the pool on the second day. The swimming pool was something like a beach . Sand was in the pool just like the real beach. Ididn't play the slide . The water was really cold and Hazel refused to get into the water so she just played building sand castles with her "tools" by the side of the pool. Ididn't play the slide because daddy and me had a swimming competition.

We went to UNIVERSAL STUDIO on its opening day. We were the first few to ever visit the place can u believe it!!We went to donkey live . It was so funny and my mum was being interviewed.They said my mum looks like a movie star and that she has a unique outfit of poncho which she is wearing due to the rain. She had to roar like a Merlion and everyone also did a roar. We went to a boat ride called Jurassic park. There were robot dinosaurs and the last part was going down waterfall I was very scared cause it was in pitch dark and I don't know what's going to happen then the boat plunged down.... Water splashed on us. I liked it so much that Isat on it twice with dad on the first time and the second time I went with mum. It was really heavily when I went the second time with mum. It was really like in the movie when we are on the boat ride. We pretended to be scared and it felt not so scary the second time. Mum said it was the best water ride she had and it was with me in the rain!!! Once a lifetime ride cool!!!!

We bought a pen just for me. And a T shirt too. Hazel liked the lunch box from the kid meal set and she said its her bag. ha ha..

Then there was the 4 D movie Shrek the seat can shake so hard that you feel almost like falling then there is a scene with spiders and below your seat u can feel spiders touching u and water sprinkling on us too. Too bad Hazel cried and she had to leave half way with mum but Dad and me enjoyed the show.

We also set on the spinning round space sci fi seat and I felt dizzy I was asking "When will it end?" and it was our first ride at Universal Studio guess not warmed up yet.

We had our lunch at a pizza place near New York and it was not the greatest pizza there cause too much ketchup. Anyway got the lunch box there which entertained Hazel quite a bit.

We also watched the Monster Musical and the music was loud and some of the songs are very catchy and familiar with lots of dancing. " I want nobody nobody but you..." There is fireworks at the end of the musical. Surprisingly there was not much queue. We waited 5-15 minutes for each ride. We also went to Steven Speigberg's special effect studio. There was a hurricane and it really looks so realistic and at the end the floor ..... Better don't reveal too much if you want to experience all that fun do go to UNiversal Studio we will definitely go again. We missed some of the rides cause not much time to do all. So will keep u update with more next time!

MY BOOK COLLECTION

2010-03-14T04:24:00.000-07:00

My name is Cedric.Do you know I have a book collection. Guess what I have 209 books. I must tell you that I lost my best friend. Of course my best friend's name is Ryanne. I lost her because she must do duty every recess,so every recess I can't even talk to her or play with her.Isn't that sad but one recess time she asked her teacher whether she could play and her teacher said of course you can. My parents just bought me a new book. The new book 's title is Hide and shriek. My grandmother has a storeroom filled with books and books.Last time her storeroom had geronimo stilton books,Mr. midnight books ,Goosebump books,Diary of a wimpy kid and all children books you can imagine. Ryanne adores fairytale storybooks and do not know how to read p6 books. The first time Imet her I saw her reading a Thumbellina book.Isn't that strange.Now my grandmother told me her archenemy was Butterfly. I gave him a nickname it was mr. half eaten moth. My grandmother's storeroom is filled with baby boooks but at least my grandmother never sell some children's books. So I read the books she didn't sell. Any way did you know my grandmother lastime was a bookseller. Grandmother would always bring me with her. She even bring me to mph. Mph is a warehouse full of books.You know why was mr.half eaten moth grandma's enemy because he pushes grandma. My grandma finally stopped selling books because she had to take care of babies and me and my younger cousin.My auntie who sometimes read my blogs also became a bookseller and she also stopped selling books. I also write books.My grandad would always read my book and correct my english.

My first day of school in Townsville Primary School

2010-01-15T19:44:00.000-08:00

I was sick so I DIDN'T go to school. I went to school on wed 6 Jan. I missed my parents very much and school is very long about 6 hours. My form teacher is Miss Masliza, she can speak Malay as she is a Malay. My Music teacher is also my Chinese teacher. My Chinese teacher is not very fierce.

On the third day of school , I met a girl who is also in my class. Her name is Ryanne, she said I am handsome. I bet she has a crush on me and guess what I also have a crush on her. Ha Ha... Now we start to play at recess time. I played piano and catching with Ryanne. On second day of school, Ryanne told a boy that Shane fell and was bleeding.

Party Poopers

2009-11-01T00:24:00.000-07:00

In parties fun things happen but some parties don't go the way it's fun. Some parties are weird. Look at what the fungus boy is spitting out of his mouth. It looks like a brown gunk or whisky treble to me. That means the party is actually ruining his life funnily. The boy was barebody trembling in the cold like a leaf. Ice age 3 the squirrel was also barebody. I SAW HIS NIPPLES. That was what that made people laugh. Even teenagers laughed at it as if it's cute or very funny. I remember sith saw a pregnant woman and say looks like someone is in the oven.

butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie urine

2009-10-31T05:43:00.000-07:00

A long time ago , there lived a selfish crude man who didn't share things and like to trip people. He betrays everybody and never listens to what I say said his mother in a singsongy voice. He was stunned to hear that. HE WAS THINKING OF TAKING REVENGE. He was too angry to grumble and have a crazy - talk with girls all night. He was surprised to hear such an impertinent secret. He acted angry all night and never came out of the forever and ever and ever and ever and ever again.

HOW MAD WAS THE GUY FEELING.

ANSWER he wasmad as a nightfarter.

How did he feel when his momma told the secret that must not be told?

Did he drink beer to fart into his mother's face to give her some fresh air?

butterfly barf hunt and tucking bird pie

2009-10-30T06:11:00.000-07:00

19th MINISTRY COVE needs you right now scoffed Rotten. It was a very hot day for the crocodiles in the poofy pond near the statue of lIMBS rotten bowl. The statue was like a big black Smudge burning in the hot sun. It was getting weird when the statue was falling apart like london bridge is falling down. Suddenly a flock of ships stared at us , intense and sweaty. Their eyes were so marble like in the sun. Then helicopters zoomed past us like cheetas. The herlicopter took speed and zoomed past us like a flash of blue light. When the helicopters zoomed past us and they went around in circles and the helicopters were making words and their words were BUTTERWORM BARF AND SQUEEZE SQUAD PIE . LOVE MY BARF. That was the gross word I saw ON THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. That's no boy doing this. It's a girl doing it.

slayer mayer $ 2

2009-09-28T21:25:00.000-07:00

THE SHADY'S HIDE. HI I'M CEDRIC, I WRITE THE BADBOY BOOKS. FIND OUT IN MY STORY. TWO YEARS PASSED BY, AGGGGH! THUD! CHAINS RATTLING AND FIRE CACKLING SCREAMS THAT WERE LOUD BUT NEVER HEARD. YELLING AND DODGING AND BITTING SLAVES WITH CHAINS THAT WERE FORCED TO CLEAN THE ANCESTOR'S COFFINS THAT WERE EMPTY AND PEOPLE YELLING TO GET OUT OF THE TORTURE CHAMBER AND HEARING KID'S WILLS IN THE WILL PAPER . THEN DARKNESS ARRIVED TO THE TORTURE METER BEGGING FOR MERCY THAT THEY ALL DIED. A NIGHT IN TERROR A MENACING CASTLE FILLED WITH PEOPLE'S HANDS AND AND CONDONING DEATHS HAVES A REWARD IF YOU GO THERE UNINVISTEDLY ON A HOLD WEEK. THE TELEVISON WAS SHOWING A MAGNIFICENT PROMO OF DODO CHILLS. JUST JOKING IT'S A AN ADVERTISING PEOPLE TO GO TO THE MAYOR PARK WHERE PEOPLE HAVE LOTS OF SCARY FUN IN A CHILLOGY THEME PARK. I KNEW I WAS RETURNING TO A NIGHTMARE THAT KEEPS A LONG STORY. I WATCHED THE AMAZING AMAZO MAKING A RAGGED DOLL INTO A BRIDE'SMAID. THEN GUY CHEWING EACH PERSON'S LEGS ON A PERFORMACE STAGE. THEN THE RAGGED DOLL THAT IS NOW THE BRIDE'SMAID FOUGHT THE MONSTER AND KILLED IT AND BOWED. I FELT SCARED AND A DUMMMY CAME TO THE SPOT WHERE THE MONSTER LAY DEAD AND THE DUMMMY ATE HER. THEN AN EGG MONSTER COVERED WITH EGGSHELLS WITH HAIR RIPPED UP THE BRIDE'SMAID. BRIDE'SMAID'S HEAD TILTED TO ONE SIDE AND TURNED INTO DROPPINGS.
THEN A CHERRY LOOKING MAN APPEARED FROM THE HAT AMAZO USED JUST NOW AND HIS WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT AND HE ATE IT BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY FLESH. I STARTED PUKING.
WAS THAT A HAT OR A DIVOURED HAT.
I KNEW IT'S DISGUSTING AND GROSS. THEN A GINASTIC 'S ASSISTANT APPEARED FROM THE HAT AND TOOK A HAMMER AND STARTED TO HIT HIM. THEN A PRETTY GIRL APPEARED AND FROM THE HAT AND OPENED A DOOR FILLED WITH INSECTS. THEN THE DOOR OPENED AND A MONSTER CAME OUT AND DESTROYED THE PARK. THEN MY DOOR SLOWLY OPENED AND A FIGURE STEPPED INSIDE it was the monster but it has turned over a new leaf... THE END.

zero

2009-09-24T23:34:00.000-07:00

Holiday surprise... friends and family you are invited to a theme park with free falls down the doom slide and free last meals at mac donghost. All families and students and friends are invited to free scares. All welcome to Horrorland. Deafeat the dummy and escape doomslide.

the dummy.

mom I WANT SOMEMORE BRAINDRAIN

2009-09-24T21:59:00.000-07:00

The world's greatest pop stars has arrived to fearpark. The pop stars were zombies of course. They hunt for blood at noon. But they're actually there to kill. Who were the one who send them.

I am a werewolf. People call me the cool thought. I'm always bored to do things I don't want to do. I live in Boston Bridges. It's where mad people live. My Grandpa told me the stories of how they got mad until they use their axe and chop each others necks to their deaths.Now he don't tell me stories of this hating mysteries. There's always somebody who's out at the morning. Some storieS ARE REAL OR FALES. Some people said someone can forget each other when they walk in prisons. At least that's what they say. Teren Teller was the one who got evil. It's a thing you don't want to hear but you have to. The story made me cry. The thing was that Bella Ooster changed the world into a mystery but she was dying because she had no power. Her face was angry with agony and her face was swelling up. WORMS WERE WIGGLING IN HER empty EYE SOCKETS. THAT'S WHEN YOU GO TO A CANAL YOU'LL HEAR HER DEAFENING SCREAMS. I CALL IT THE SCREAMING WOODS BECAUSE THE CANAL LOOKS LIKE THE WOODS. It was a rainy day at River Bowl. The rain poured heavily today usually I hate the rain but today I love rain. My elbows were soaking wet. My hair was messy and wet. The next horrible day I was head to toe wet again because I had A spitting wrestle. Always I GET WET FOR NO REASON BUT TODAY THERE WAS A REASON. NO PLAYING. THAT'S WHEN I SAW SOMEBODY PLAYING PIANO. PLAYING A PIANO. THE BODY STOCK SAID Brot. I SAW THAT THE GIRL PLAYING PIANO WAS JAZPANTS. She is always cool. This time she was playing a piano made out of humans screaming. She wasn't pressing the buttons the piano was playing by itself. Not auto playing. How could it be happening. Twonk was playing a human leg thingy. When pressed it music was everywhere to be heard. Jesscai was playing a drum attached to the drum was a leg. Bro keep cheering leg team. What's up with him. Must be he is crazy because they're he's friends. What a jerk. She'd better die said Bro. THEN WE STARTED A FIGHT. THE END.

jig-saw is my killer

2009-09-24T06:43:00.000-07:00

would you run would you fight the one you love that was killing you. It left you no options. It 's what you wanted to do wheb you were young. It gave you the love power to control him. But you just wanted what it takes to kill him. you was so kind you didn't want the power to be killer for him. What WILL YOU DO. What will you care. Yourself or the one you wanted to kiss cuddle him. Love doesn't go of in one big bite. The last kiss, it was always want you wanted. THE THING WAS TO NEVER COME BACK TO SCHOOL WHERE HE IS THERE. You can't give up it always tortures in the canteen and risking your life for the last one on earth that's dead. Always having a scratch when pat wanted you to kiss him. It's always torturing. Then he kissed me I forgotten about the despair and saw my fate. Then it was the last kiss that's when I GOT A RACOON BITE.

camp of bugs

2009-09-23T21:22:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU GREEN? ARE YOU TALL? ARE YOU SCARY. ARE YOU A RUFFAIN? ARE YOU A HORROR. I JUST ARRIVED TO THE CARRIBEAN ISLANDS. I'M BACK I THOUGHT. I WAS SCRAMBLING BACK AND FORTH. I WILL BE SCUBADIVING IN MY UNDERWEAR. MAKE IT A WORST PLACE FOR YOU AND FOR ME. TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAY YOU MUST ALWAYS BE UPSET. I TOOK MY CAMPING BAG AND THREW IT. IT HIT THE WINDOW AND IT BROKE. TODAY I WAS GOING TO FIND A TICKLE FISH. MAYBE I WILL BE FAMOUS. MAYBE I'LL BE HAPPY. MAYBE I'LL BE BE. I WAS STUNNED. I SAW A GIRL . SHE WAS EVIL LOOKING. SHE OPENED A TOYCHEST. I WAS SUCKED INTO THE TOYCHEST. HELP. I WAILED. TWO YEARS LATER. TWO TWINS DISCOVERED A THE PLACE AND SAW A GIRL THAT WAS A DOLL IN THE TOYCHEST. TERESA JUMPED WHO DID THIS.

camp of bugs

2009-09-23T20:56:00.000-07:00

Robin's attempts to close down Fearpark have failed. The only thing left to do is to kill Dierdre Bradley. But Rob doesn't know someone knows his plan and has a plan of their own. A plan that will destroy Robin Fear. Then DIERDRE SAW A SWIRLING CLOUD OR A MIST. It was pulling Jared apart. It pulled Jared's neck till it burst. DIERDRE LOOKED AROUND. CHUNKS OF SKIN SURRONDED Dierdre AND Robin. I REALLY WANT DAD TO CLOSE FEARPARK DOWN. BUT I REALLY WILL TAke care of you aid Robin.

i love icecream

2009-09-23T00:20:00.000-07:00

The best part of the day was eating ice cream. When the ice cream man arrived. He was dressed in overalls hand made shirt.HE HAD WEIRD SPIKY HAIR. I ATE THE ICE CREAM AND LOVED IT. He ate chocolate flAVOR AND VANNIL FLAVOR. Then he turn fat and died. Are you tall? Are you green? ARE YOU SCARY. ARE YOU A RUFFAIN.

camp slither sports camp

2009-09-22T23:55:00.000-07:00

The slime was sucking my energy. My energy source is vanishing. It was like stuck in a cozy blanket. The slime wrapped around my arms. Then Nathan appeared from nowhere. The slime was gone. I admitted it. I saw a slime monster or something. But Nathan would not believe me. That crazy nut thought Nathan. Then I saw snake. It was eating slime. Then the snake talked and said I'M THE REAL NATHAN. That means Nathan was the slime. Then I SAW NATHAN'S GROSS DYE TOUNGE. iT WAS THIN. HE HAS A SNAKE'S TOUNGE.

CAMP OF MEAT

2009-09-22T23:15:00.000-07:00

Robin's attempts to close down Fearpark have failed. The only thing left to do is to kill Dierdre Bradley. But someone that Robin don't know wants to rescue Dierdre and take over him. Someone has a plan of thier own. A plan that will certainly mean death for Robin. The guy with shiny hair said follow me. I knew he was luring me into a place where I can never escape or cuddle my parents. I followed him to a narrow curv. Cleopatra Quin pulled me into a castle. The castle looked odd. Then I saw Rob . He was on a chair. I saw a list. It read sitting postion. Stay calm and meet the audienc. Log Farr pulled the the curtain.

how i learned to speakghost

2009-09-22T06:37:00.000-07:00

Robin's attempts to close down fearpark have failed. The only thing left to do is to kill Dierdre Bradley. Rob know his plan will certainly mean death for Dierdre Bradley. But someone knows rob's plan and haves a plan of thier own. A plan that will destroy Robin and he will take over Robin. I was swimming in nile farr river. I pretended to drown so people will make friends with me. But something was waiting for me . Waiting to capture me. Waiting to drag me down the river. Something menacing looking. And wants Dierdre to be his disfigured wife with a chin that's very sharp. I swam to a stop. Then something caught my eye. It was glowing. Glowing hair. Then I saw a seethrough body. no. It's a deflating body. Wisps of of smoke covered me.

hall of time

2009-09-21T05:59:00.000-07:00

It was a sunny day at the beach, I was eating bananas. KRIS was burying me in the sand. Stop it, kris. what ever she moaned. THEN WE MET TWO GUYS THEY WERE TOTALLY COOL. THEY WORE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THAT WERE SO LIFELIKE. THEY SAID CAN YOU PLAY WITH US DEMANDED SOME OF THE GUYS. WOW. THAT MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY. HE POINTED AT ME AND GIGGLE. PLAY WITH US PLEASE. IT'S AN IMPORTANT GAME STAMMERED SPONGE WOMAN. WHAT GAME DO YOU WANT TO PLAY. TELL US THE GAMES YOU WANNA PLAY. KRIS GRABBED ME. HER GRIP TIGHTENED. WE PLAYED A GAME CALLED GULITOUM MUSEUM. I WON THE GAME. I HOPPED HAPPILY AND YELLED. MY HOPPING WAS LIKE A RABBIT HOPPING. UP AND DOWN. UP AND DOWN. THE NEXT GAME WAS CALLED DOOMSLIDE. I SAW ALL THE SLIDES . THEY'RE CONFUSING ME. PICK THE RIGHT ONE I BEGGED. GUESS WHAT I WON. I WANTED TO GO HOME. BUT THE KIDS STOPPED US. YOU MUST PLAY FOREVER. THEN THEY KEPT CHANTING YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE. THEN WE CAME BACK TO THE KIDS.HOW COME.

camp of the unknown

2009-09-20T00:16:00.000-07:00

THIS STORY IS ABOUT CAMPING. ANOTHER SUMMER, ANOTHER SPIRIT. Kids are not allowed to do hiking. You know why they will terrorize the woods because some of this counsellors are animals. Most of them are snakes. They want kids to go to this camp so they can have a lovly dinner with them. They have to eat kids to survive. They let kids swim in the pond with snakes in it. They put lopters on the campers's bed. They put snake Dna in the camp lotion. I knew lots of snakes are in slither jelly bean dartmouth camp. MOUSE ARE FOOD FOR THE COUMSERLLORS. SNAKES HAVE MATRIMONYS AT THIS CAMP. I was paranoid. I felt intend to go to the employee lounge but I went anyway. Guess what I found a scarecrow. It reminds me of a show that said anybody who go into the house will get killed. A boy's bones got feed to a rat and the rest of him was a scarecrow or mummified. I also found a skin trail. I followed it and found a slimeman.

camp of horrors

2009-09-19T02:45:00.000-07:00

The story is about funny jokes. You KNOW THE PEOPLE I HATE GO TO TRASH WORLD. I was always mean to dumb people. Some of them urine in canals.They will probaly be beaten by urine suckers. You know my friend met the toothplucker. YOU KNOW IT SAID TO ASHLEY TENG TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH I CAN PULL THEM ALL. THE EXTREM KIWI SILVER BULLET IS PROTECTING UNDERPANTS. THE TERRIBLE TOOTH CREATERS COULD MAKE A CURVY TOOTH DIERECTION. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS JIBBER FART AND VOMIT AND AN SANDPATCH. DIGGETY DIGGETY SAID FART. GASSY SAID GAS IN TAIWAN OBVERSE. MY MISEARBLE DUMMIES.

Camp of My Dumb Friend

2009-09-18T19:47:00.000-07:00

This story is about my dumb friend in school named Zoogrean. He wanted to put a half eaten cake in the dustbin but he was so dumb that he almost put in a box. He likes to stick out his tongue and do stupid things still. He dances like a ballerina. I hope he wears lipstick on his head and wears skirt on outings. He was called funny names by me like Dog Breath, Stupid. I'm Cedric. I hate dumb kids. I'm six years old. I'm a tall and lanky boy. I really hate dumb people. What was the smell of flowers. He always do stupid things to me. I always want to make him pay. I made his waterbottle disappear. IT was simple with the help of my assistant that's my girlfriend. He cut his hair like an old man. He better be called scoobydoo.

Bug problem

2009-09-16T20:56:00.000-07:00

slithering and sliding in trouble. THINK POSTIVE. REAL POSTIVE. My name is Reena. I LIVE IN HARPER'S ISLAND. There were lots of murder in Haper's island. We knew we had to get away from this island and fast. That's when our tour guides died. Today's victim is Beth. It's about life and death. The next day , I was walking in the dark woods. It was a magnificent scenery . It was a cascading sight at the forest. My face sagged in sadness. My hair hung limply . I knew TERESA would come . I took a deep breath and a fly went into my mouth . Then there were two baby flies in my mouth. Suddenly I SAW a knife. It had blood on it. That's when I knew that Beth was hung in the gallows to his death like Oggy crushed by a wheel. His legs splaying out and wiggling. HIS HEAD SMASHED OPEN. His hand tring to melt. Then I SAW A PURPLE SMOKE SWIRLING IN MY DIRECTION. It made TERESA SCREAM. It swirled around me and kill me.

rotten Apple egg

2009-09-16T06:51:00.001-07:00

lies spies foiled tries. grisly escape. shady lady. fight and wear. WHY something weird happened to Dierdre. Do Dierdre know that someone is tring to tell her to stop following Rob he's tring to make you grow hair all over his body to make Dierdre very scared. But Robin do not know Roddy is watching Robin every move he makes. The sound of clattering plates were always heard because it was a pool of plates. Why he hate dierdre because he want her sandwhiched. The next day Robin turned into a monkey. He was a class clown. I call him mr. murkin.

mud girl Joke story

2009-09-15T06:26:00.001-07:00

what's so funny. fart or eat lemons. farting stopper Why when MELODY says this strange words she will fall in shit pool or she will put her head in obects and say I want coconuts on my head. ThaT'S when she finds out what is her fortune. Her fortune is to take care of her teeth. WOULD Melody ever fart agAIN. Some people call Melody GASSY or gassy diaper. Then she farted. It's the stink bomb in school. Melody say farting means a lucky day no farting stopper it's a badluck day. That reminds me of if you break a mirror you'll be called sayang sayang. It's badluck right also if you plug out your teeth you will meet the bread fairy. WHAT coincidence I have met the farting prince said Nassy. That made me puke. That's when she say this word it happened because the next day she never fart. When SHE SAID PUPAPP SHE HAD A BIG PINK NOSE.

welcome to the dead living world

2009-09-14T06:39:00.000-07:00

He's wicked. He's ugly. He wants to be your friend. A match made in screams. Melody is now wondering why Corn turn into a Doll. That's when she finds herself in a wonderland. The ISLAND is called sandy land. That's when it turns into terror what happens if you go to the tunnel of hate and what happens if you go to the murky swamp and why everything is purple. Find out when you go to the drain brainers. That's WHEN Melody is fainting in the amazo's card twister. Melody was awakened by loud thudding noises. Where AM I. i'm in a toy chest. I felt nervous. The thudding noises were coming from the stage. She saw that she was locked up in THE chest. I chided. The NEXT THING HAPPENED WAS THAT I'M TURNING INTO A DOLL. Amazo tossed me on stage. PEOPLE ON STAGE APPLAUD.

say cheese and die screaming 3

2009-09-13T06:11:00.000-07:00

conclusion of health. fears. failed. Roddy failed his test it is to kill Dierdre. Now his plan is to kill Melody. Would he kill her. Melody the pretty youngster is a tall and bony girl. She dresses all in white. She looks like a girl in a princess's clothe. She acts like she is wise . She IS just a fourteen year old girl. she tell everyone in class that she is twenty four years old. I knew Melody was now playing with Casey AND CORN. They are very best friends but one of Melody's friend was going to be killed. Casey is a girl with wire like hair that look like white blond and red wires. she keeps long hair that always drop from her head. ThEN MELODY HEARD SCREAMS. CORN IS A BOY that is handsome. He has hair that looks like rubberbannds poking out of his head. that's when they saw CORN was a doll.

Say cheese and die all the time

2009-09-12T23:35:00.000-07:00

Terrors start. something to fear. Something weird is happening in fearpark. lots of freak accidents happen in fearpark. They said that fearpark was cursed by Nick fear. He has this camera that is evil. Dierdre wants to know why he cursed fearpark. But Roddy fear wants her to meet her doom so if SHE finds out the ugly truth she won't tell anybody the truth. His plan is to make Dierdre get crushed by a giant ferris wheel or make her neck keep stretching till it pop. I know how frightened you are on the ferris wheel said melody wong choo. But when you are on the ferris wheel all awful memories will disappear. But robin fear thought that Melody was wrong because Dierdre WAS GOING TO FIND WHAT HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE. Melody said why don't you go to the ferris wheel now. sure said Dierdre sarcastically. Why don't you go to Robin Fear 's house and talk to him. Then Rob thought in my house I can give her a peace of killers. ROB asked RODDY to kill Dierdre. So the two boys argued about the killing situation. They finally solve the problem. So Roddy had to kill her because he can distract her because he is handsome. That's when DIERDRE saw that a car hit RODDY that made Dierdre scream.

camp slither sports camp

2009-09-12T06:15:00.000-07:00

RODDY WAS AT A SUMMER VACATION AND I HAD NO VACATION AT ALL. SO I ASKED MY FATHER TO LET ME GO TO SLITHER SLIDES SPORTS CAMP. HE SAID OKAY. BUT BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU ARE IN THE WOODS BECAUSE LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOUR AGE DIED IN THE WOODS SON SAID DAD. I JUMPED UP AND DOWN JOYFULLY NON STOP. HOW COULD HE SAY THAT. HE ALWAYS WANTS TO MAKE ME GO TO SHOPS BUT NOW HE LET ME GO CAMPING. I CHEERED. THAT WAS SO EXCITING. ALL MY DREAMS TO GO CAMPING. I HURRIED TO THE HOUSE TO CHANGE INTO MY SPARKLING NEW CLOTHES. I DANCED ALL ABOUT HOW COULD HE DO THIS. I KNEW THAT HE WAS BRINGING IN TO DEEP TROUBLE. I SAW A AN OLD MAN SAYING STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHED. BUT I DIDN'T DO WHAT HE SAID. I WENT INTO THE SHED AND FOUND PICTURES OF MY DAD BEING BIT BY A CRAB. SO STRANGE. THEN I SAW SLIME. SLIME WAS DROPPING FROM THE CEILING AND IT WAS TRYING TO SUCK ME IN IT. I SCREAMED. THE SLIME TRIED TO BURY ME ALIVE. I NEED AIR. I CAN'T BREATHE. HOW . WOULD I SCREAM TO MY DEATH. THE SLIME WAS GROWING. IT WAS VERY SLIMY AND STICKY AND SO SMOOTH. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE TO BE SANDWHICHED BY SLIME. IT WAS GROWING ON MY BODY. I TRIED TO SHAKE IT OF. BUT IT GLUE TO MY BODY. I TRIED TO STRUGGLE BUT COULDN'T. THEN I TURN INTO A PLANT. THE END.

monster blood 4 book REVIEW

2009-09-12T00:48:00.000-07:00

Now monsterblood is blue. IT has sharp fangs and also it has twins. IT HAS BULGING EYES. It CAN KEEP CLONING ITSELF. IT HAS THE POWER TO KILL. IT'S DREAM IS TO GET RID OF PEOPLE. WHEN TOUCH IT SWALLOWS YOU UP. IT MAKES THIS HORRIBLE SOUNDS. HORRIBLE GURGLING SOUNDS THAT ARE SO LOUD. NOISES THAT CAN MAKE EVAN'S WHOLE HOUSE COLLAPSE. IT'S ATTACKING SKILLS ARE EXTREMLY VICOUS. EVAN HAVE TO DESTROY THE NEXT MONSTERBLOOD. BUT IT'S JUST TOO DANGEROUS. WHO CAN RESCUE THE NEIGBORHOOD. EVAN CAN'T DO IT NOW BECAUSE IT'S VERY EVIL. WHO'S AFRAID OF THE SLIME THAT NEVER DIES. CAN SCARED CONAN SAVE THEM. NO. WHO WANTS A TASTE OF MONSTERBLOOD. WHEN WOULD MONSTER BLOOD GIVE UP. THE NEXT DAY EVAN SAY IF ANDY CAN HELP HIM DESTROY MONSTERBLOOD. DON'T SAY THAT WORD IT'S HORRIBLE. YOU MUST STOP USING THAT WORD. DO YOU HAVE A COMMON SENSE. SHE DANCED LIKE A MONKEY. THE HORRID DANCE. EVAN SAYS IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME I CAN CHOOSE ANOTHER FRIEND TO HELP ME. SO WILL YOU HELP ME OR I'LL PUT THE SLIME IN YOUR TUNA SANDWHICH YOU ARE GOING TO EAT SUCKER. ANDY SAID NO DON'T DO IT BUT I DID IT ON PURPOSE. SHE ATE THE PART THAT HAD MONSTERBLOOD ON IT.

haunted house game

2009-09-11T19:19:00.000-07:00

There WAS once two kids that found a girl. The GIRL SAID MY CAT IS LOST IN THAT HOUSE. THE HOUSE LOOKED LIKE IT WAS HAUNTED BY GHOSTS. THE GIRL ASKED THEM TO GO IN THE HOUSE AND SAVE HER CAT. SO THEY WENT IN THE HOUSE TO SAVE THE CAT. iT WAS DARK IN THE SPOOKY HOUSE. THEY HEARD SCREAMS. THEY SAW A BOX AND THEY OPENED AND THEY WERE IN THE BOX. THEY SAW A SCRIPT HANGING ON THE CEILING . THEY READ IT ALOUD. SUDDENLY THEY WERE IN THE PENITENTARY OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE. THEY FOUND OUT TO ESCAPE THE HAUNTED HOUSE YOU MUST FIND TEN CARDS AND NECKLACES. THEY SEARCHED EVERYWHERE BUT FOUND JUST 8 CARDS AND 7 NECKLACES. THAT'S WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE CEILING BEGAN TO SHAKE. THE GROUND BEGAN TO CRACK. THEN ZOMBIES CAME FROM NOWHERE. THEY SAW THAT THE ZOMBIES WANT TO EAT THEM. THEY WERE FROZEN. HOW CAN WE RUN THOUGHT SHARI AND JED. THEY DECIED TO SCREAM. THE SCREAMING MADE THE GROUND AND THE ZOMBIES FELL TO THEIR DEATH. AND THEY FOUND THE CAT AND THE CAT WASACTUALLY A GHOST. SO WAS THE GIRL A GHOST TOO.

BECAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR BOOK STORY

2009-09-10T22:41:00.000-07:00

SAM is a clumpsy klutz that's a laughing stock in class. But her life changes when she meet this woman named crystal woman grants her three wishes for being nice to her. Her WISH IS TO BE THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER. THAT's when all the basketballplayer turn into statues. SAM TURN all the people into humans again and JUDY called to sam fly away bryd. You know why she that because Sam's real name was Bryd. THE SECOND WISH WAS i want to be the best student in class. So Sam became famous. Everyone in class wants to take picture of sam. Sam runs away from the class and bump into Crtystal woman. My wish is TO run very fast. SO she ran very fast and could'nt stop running. THEN JUDY FINDS CRYSTAL WOMAN AND SAY MY WISH IS TO BE A BOSS. SO SHE TURNED INTO A SLAVE. THEN CRYSTAL WOMAN TURNED HER INTO A BALL. THAT'S JUST TO GOOD TO BE YOUNG. crystal woman is judy.

Say cheese and die again screaming story

2009-09-10T19:29:00.001-07:00

David blank tripped me in math class. I got so angry that I tried to strangle him when I really strangle him I'm happy. After lunch I saw a camera. It was a black camera . I SAW RED LETTERS WRITTEN ON THE CAMERA. I read it aloud. IT said karrano odanna marri karri lari and the strangest word I EVER HEARD molo. That's WHEN i take a picture of anything the photo tells the future. FIRST david blank lost his arm. second gary can't control his fingers. ThIRD JILLY AND JACKY tell the future. FORTH Elsa HAVE a Glowing red eye. So ADERSON tries to destroy the camera. He takes a picture a the evil camera and it shows the camera turning into Aderson and Aderson turns into the next evil camera. SO the camera kept turning the kids in class into cameras. the end.

monster blood 3 book review

2009-09-09T22:30:00.000-07:00

Evan can't forget about monsterblood still. This time there's more and more monster blood. IT'S THE SLIME THAT NEVER DIES. EVAN now is sick of babysitting Kermit his cousin. so he and Andy HAS PLAN. It's green. AND HE WANTS TO POUR MONSTERBLOOD ON KERMIT.

Chicken Chicken Book Review

2009-09-08T20:30:00.000-07:00

In Goshen Falls there's this weird lady called Vanessa. They said she cast spells on people. She dresses all in black. Wears black lipstick. At least that's what they say. Crystal and her brother Cole know you can't believe everything you hear. But that was before they made vanessa very angry. Then she whispers this weird warning to them. CHICKEN CHICKEN. THE NEXT DAY SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED TO Crystal and Cole. CRYSTAL 'S LIPS IS TURNING INTO A BEAK. COLE IS GROWING FEATHERS AII OVER HIS bODY. CAN THEY TAKE IT FOREVER. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM FIND OUT WHEN YOU READ THE BOOK. YOU KNOW IN THE END THEY TURN INTO PIGS.

A ghost story

2009-08-15T02:15:00.000-07:00

A girl named Sophie didn't know her family was hiding something from her. Then she finds herself trapped in the nightmareroom. A place where mad people die that's freaky right. Now she finds a new home and she stay in her new room that's been haunted for years. are you ready Sophie for an all new adventures in your new home. Welcome to a place that's not like those houses. would you scream with your parents? WELCOME TO YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE. WHERE NIGHTMARES COME ALIVE. This place is for GHOSTS TOPLAY AND STAY. CAN SHE RESCUE HER PARENTS . THE ANSWER IS NO ALSO HER WORSE NIGHT MARE WILL GET HER. THIS FOR PARENTS YOUR SON AND WIFE ENJOY THEIR TIME SO WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME IN THE TOMB SERVICE OF COURSE WE MEAN ROOM SERVICE SO COME AND JOIN US IN DOOMSLIDE. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR JUST GO IT'S FOR FREE. SO JUST GO. LEARN MORE ABOUT NIGHTMAREROOM SEEDGHOSTERS.

Life of Cedric Koh

2009-07-30T01:24:00.000-07:00

I like to watch Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and ULTIMATE goosebumps. I'M the writer of Bad Boys series. I like ghost. I live in Singapore. Singapore is a great place to live in. It is a peaceful and safe place but alittle boring at times. I LIKE TO SCREAM!!!!!!AHHHH!!! I love my family very much especially my mum and Dad because they love me so much!
Do you know how I started writing Ghost Stories or Murder Mystery? It started when I was going on a tour to Hong Kong Overseas my mum gave me a book to write. So I started writing ghost stories to entertain myself and others...I can write up to 5 books each day that is my record. My stories are getting scarier than Mr Mid night books.